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Joke of the Day

"Had a discussion with my boss about how lanyards can strangle.... conversation took a turn.... I am either fired or getting a HUGE raise x2"

"I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes."

"Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal? Because he Reddit off the internet."

"My dog is sleeping soundly now that I've removed myself from his king sized bed."

"You can kiss a nun once, you can kiss a nun twice.... ...but don't get into the habit"

"What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings? Ali"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You have to look for the Fresh Prince."

"How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!"

"Why was the Women not Afraid of the Shark? It was a man eating shark (sorry it's so bad)"

"To Doo List: 1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri"