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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."

"Have you heard about President Clinton's plan to secretly bomb eastern Ukraine? He called it the ""Donetsk, Don't Tell"""

"It's not a nervous breakdown. I'm having a calm, rational breakdown based on an understanding of how fucked everything is."

"So these two blondes walk into a building.. You would have thought one of them would have seen it."

"What did the comedy club proprietor say to the FedEx guy? The jokes are ok but you need to work on your delivery."

"What do Far Cry 4 and The Big Lebowski have in common? I hate the fucking Eagles, man!"

"[leaving HS reunion w/ date] Aren't you going to ask why everybody was calling me 'smelly boy' tonight? ""Seemed pretty clear I thought"""

"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."

"What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive? A Ford F-tree-fiddy"

"My girlfriend is like an 07 Nappa Valley Pinot Noir Full-bodied and matured, pairs well with meat, and has a smooth, aromatic aftertaste"