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Joke of the Day

"What did the comedy club proprietor say to the FedEx guy? The jokes are ok but you need to work on your delivery."

"Did you know Stalin's penis was the funniest part of his body? It was real commiedick."

"The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax"

"A black man, a muslim and a gypsy were in a car. Who was driving? A police officer."

"What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio"

"""She's so hot. But she had, like, no mascara on. It's a no go for me."" -dudes, according to ladies"

"Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!"

"What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"I just dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"

"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."