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Joke of the Day

"What did the comedy club proprietor say to the FedEx guy? The jokes are ok but you need to work on your delivery."

"Why do hunters make good lovers? 1. They always go deep in the bush. 2. They shoot often. 3. They always eat what they shoot."

"Shattner didn't go to Nimoy's funeral, and Obama's been on the phone all weekend with the Vulcan ambassador, trying to smooth things over."

"Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?"

"What do you call a blind asian man A blind asian man you racist shit"

"Two fish are in a tank.. And one looks at the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"Saved a man from a speeding car Man: Can't trust anyone Me: True Man: Us old ones got to stick together Pushed him in front of the next car"

"What do you call a funny mosquito? Malarious -My gf's homemade joke"

"The South is a magical place. It has the most wizards."

"If the letters fall off your company's logo... ...maybe it's a bad sign."