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Joke of the Day

"I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."

"mob boss: stick his body in the compost pile me: wha mob boss (grabbing my collar intently): we might be killers, but u only got one earth"

"If your ex wife, and ex mother in law were drowning and you could only save one.. What kind of sandwich would you make?"

"Halloween Joke Thread Share your best Halloween jokes here, reposts and all. Maybe this will help with the sub being overrun with the same thing?"

"You can't run through a campground... ...you can only ran, because it's passed tents."

"Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? It was rated R."

"How come its okay to tackle someone who wants to jump in front of a train but its unacceptable to slap a Big Mac out of their fat face."

"Being politically correct sucks. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say, ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""

"The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm I call the friend zone."

"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."