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Joke of the Day

"You can't run through a campground... ...you can only ran, because it's passed tents."

"A farmer filled his truck with onions, but he crashed on the interstate. All his onions were smushed and ruined. The farmer was on the brink of crying."

"Rabbits are either running or being a statue. You never see a rabbit strolling."

"Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots."

"*follows Dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows Dream~"

"Hugh Jackman and Kevin Spacey are sitting at a dinner party.... Hugh Jackman says, ""Hey, Kevin, can you pass the salt?"" Kevin Spacey replies, ""No soap, radio!"""

"I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive."

"Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out."

"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."

"Relative's be like Them: What's your age ? Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21"