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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? It was rated R."
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"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called ""recovering from the darkness"""
"How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"
"My experience at the doctor's.... So I went to the doctor's office today and he told me I had to stop jerking off. I asked why. He said ""Because I need to give you your physical."""
"The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler."
"Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !"
"BARNES: ""What if it wasn't just empty cabinets?"" NOBLE: ""Let's sell books!"" AND: ""This is why we make such a great team."""
"Day 2 of being Kidnapped. Kidnappers have now committed suicide."
"Did you hear about new product out from Tampax? The iPad."
"What does a mathematician do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil."