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Joke of the Day

"How come its okay to tackle someone who wants to jump in front of a train but its unacceptable to slap a Big Mac out of their fat face."

"How many guys in the friendzone does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it, and then get pissed when it won't screw"

"It all The title says it all"

"Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet? There are too many Links."

"So I told a premature baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it. Apparently it was too soon"

"Why does the ocean roar? You would too, if you had crabs on your bottom!"

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan."

"What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy? Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute."

"I like to think that hobos that talk to themselves are just recording a podcast."

"Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks."