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Joke of the Day

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold... But now I know it actually means ""getting back at somebody""."

"How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family"

"Billy wanted to learn how to juggle... ...but he never had the balls to do it"

"The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn."

"Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? A Hoodie."

"What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton"

"Women would be better serial killers if they didn't smile when people mention someone's been missing"

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt."

"What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer? Vladimir Putting"

"How do you make music by releasing fish? You drop the bass."