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Joke of the Day

"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."

"What do you call a man with three cocks? A farmer"

"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess that snails make?"

"You're so void, I bet you think this nothing is about you"

"If there isn't a Chinese millionaire called 'Cha Ching' I will be so disappointed."

"I stare at the cats. ""And in space, if you knock something slowly off the table, it just gently floats away."" They look at me in horror."

"To trick people into thinking I understand things at a museum I stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty."

"3... 2... 1... sandwich? You fool! You've pressed the LUNCH button, not the LAUNCH button!"

"what do you call a gay french man? a faguette"