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Joke of the Day
"What is the cause of an increase in sexual desire in young men? Whore-moans"
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"If Trump replaces Obama in the white house, then we can all say... Orange is the new Black. Thanks, ~~I'll see myself out.~~ Apparently, I don't need to."
"Walked past a hero turned to stone I guess the gods took him for granite"
"Give a man a fish Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for the rest of his life."
"No Oscar Nominations For People of Color.... Jada Pinkett Smith complained there were no people of color nominated for this year's Oscar awards. Perhaps they've been black listed?"
"[Elephant at a party] Nice piano! [me] thanks [Elephant] What are the keys made of? [Me] Uhh.. [Rhino appears behind me] Tell him Kyle"
"What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo? HanDicaprio. ."
"I told my girlfriend her bond villain nickname is Winter Snow... Because she is so flakey I then called her Nigerian Prince for not delivering on her promises. True story"
"What did the suicide bomb instructor say to his class? Now pay attention, I'm only going to do this once?"
"My wife and I recently became feminists But since I'm a guy I'm a little better at it than she is."