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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you put the batteries in backwards in an Energizer Bunny? It keeps cumming and cumming and cumming...."

"What's green and flies over Poland? Snotzis."

"HIM: tell me your wildest fantasy ME: i'm on wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire HIM: i meant like- ME: everyone claps"

"What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated? Works it out with a pencil."

"Show me on this lemon where life gave it to you."

"What do you call a city full of neckbeards? M'tropolis"

"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there..."

"Why does santa have such a big sack? Cause he only comes once a year."

"What is the new fad diet for ghost developers? The Boolean."

"How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?"