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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people dream ? The last one who had a dream got shot."
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"A brown bear and a polar bear fall into the water. Which one dissolves? The polar bear, because he's polar!"
"Never threaten anyone. It spoils the surprise."
"What was the border patrol agent's greatest regret? The Juan that got away."
"MOM: always open the door for a lady [later on date] ME: Let me get that for you [reaching under stall door for lock] please stop screaming"
"i like the viagra ad where the guy is on some crabbing boat in the middle of the bering sea, thinking about how he can't get hard anymore"
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at them."
"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."
"I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't.... the steaks were too high."
"Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off"