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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because P is silent."
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"What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity? Damn, son. It's about time!"
"What do you call a pig that does karate?? Roast beef."
"A Family Walks Into A Hotel... The Father walks up to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled"" The man at the desk replies ""no, it's just regular porn you sick cunt"""
"Guess who I bumped into today at the opticians? Everyone."
"How did the Scotsman find the sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
"What is an alcoholic's favorite part of the chicken? The Cock Tail"
"If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal then she's a keeper"
"Hat did one prick say to the other prick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!"
"Toilet stolen from police station Cops have nothing to go on."