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Joke of the Day

"I went on a date with a girl who was born without feet. I forgot my wallet and asked if she could foot the bill. There was no second date."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8, 9/11 was an inside job"

"The greatest math problem of all time! How many liters of alcohol have can be found in the phrase ""Let's go out for a beer""?"

"So I'm about to have a unilateral orchiectomy (true story)... and I say to the urologist surgeon, ""I guess the ball's in your court now"""

"What did Mexico City say to his father before he left for college? Ciudad..."

"My dad likes to come to my office & tell the receptionist he's my parole officer in case you were wondering how I turned out like this."

"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"

"Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high."

"I recently watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends."

"My mother is in the hospital... She's a nurse."