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Joke of the Day

"A closed mouth keeps it's teeth."

"My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while."

"2 blondes walk into a bank You'd have thought one of them would have seen it"

"Why did the bartender put laxatives in a patron's drink? For shits and giggles"

"My girlfriend told me to ""tread lightly."" So when I ran over her, I drove really slow."

"You know what I've noticed a lot of posts about recently? The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon."

"I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?"

"I also like my coffee like I like my women ...ground up and in the freezer"

"Awkward If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them."

"I sent my kids to public school because I didn't want them to be spoiled. Turns out I didn't want them to be educated either."