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Joke of the Day

"You know what I've noticed a lot of posts about recently? The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon."

"windows 8: i got some updates me: cool windows: i have to restart me: okay not now windows: im going to me: please dont windows: lol"

"Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows."

"Some people should be dipped in vagisil Maybe then they wouldn't be such irritating cunts"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I forget how jokes work :/"

"A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk right into a bar. The Buddhist ducks."

"How do you kill a poet? Give them real self confidence."

"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."

"Have you heard of the paedophile comedian? Even when he's not joking, he's kidding."

"What do you call a Thu'um that makes a dragon orgasm? A Cu'um."