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Joke of the Day

"You know what I've noticed a lot of posts about recently? The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon."

"Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!"

"If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, remember At least you don't work in polling"

"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."

"Pixar says Toy Story 4 is about Hamm, the piggy bank, being turned upside down as executives try to shake every dime out of the franchise."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks this morning."

"Q: What is a 'forum'? A: Two-um plus two-um."

"my moms birth sign is cancer the crab..want to know how she passed? she got ripped in half by a giant crab.."

"I bought a book on eBay called ""How to Scam on eBay"". It still hasn't arrived."

"What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I actually give a shit when my computer crashes."