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Joke of the Day

"I also like my coffee like I like my women ...ground up and in the freezer"

"Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon? It might Pikachu."

"How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !"

"A Haiku For My Salad: I do not like you You will never be grilled cheese You make my mouth sad"

"A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already."

"Smoking causes a huge financial burden that's shared by all of us, so it only makes sense that they get a bunch of extra five minute breaks."

"I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex It's the quickest way to deflate her"

"What sound does a Japanese camera make? ""Crick"""

"Wife: ""Would you like to help me....?"" Translation: ""Do it or die."""

"That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button"