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Joke of the Day
"I also like my coffee like I like my women ...ground up and in the freezer"
Next Joke
"I noticed that he called her 'donkey' all night, I asked why and she said....... HEEE-AWWW, HEE-AWWW, HEEEE-AAAALWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"
"It was hard until I came into Faith and found bliss She was kind of pissed when she realized I wasn't using a condom though..."
"How do you silence a group of women? Bring out your camera."
"What did the dog say to the old tree? #Bark"
"What did one penis say to the other penis? I just want to belong"
"I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces... ...her smile really lights up the room now."
"What's the difference between a feminist and an archangel that dislikes Biblical prophets? One is a Dan-hating Mike. The other is a man-hating dyke. edit: spelling because of anal dykes"
"*Robber runs into Chipotle* GIMME THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER ""Is this for here or to go?"" Uh. To go ""Do you want guac?"" Sure ""It's extra"""
"People say I'm a mean person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a sweet girl In a jar on my desk."