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Joke of the Day

"My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while."

"What's the name of the strongest duck out there? PSYtama."

"What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care? ""It's asbestos could be."""

"I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me, but has just never been awake long enough to carry them out. Advantage: human."

"*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? ""I'm a doctor"" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor"

"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"

"What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm"

"A roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martini, the bartender gives him two and the Roman walks away happy."

"Q: What is rhubarb? A: Celery with high blood pressure."

"The average life insurance policy is $100,000. How much is the policy for a white supremacist? 3k."