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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight? Floyd Aprilweather"
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"Scientist have found a rare mutation in some goats... It's called the Billy gene and causes them to believe that the kid is not their son."
"Where does a prostitute go to rat out her pimp? To a hoe-tell."
"I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk."
"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""
"what does a nosey peper do? gets jalapeno buisness."
"Did you hear the one where a father told his kid to quit masturbating or he'd go blind? His kid said, ""Dad, I'm over here!"""
"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"
"3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."
"Nothing's louder than a quiet bathroom."