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Joke of the Day
"Nothing's louder than a quiet bathroom."
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"My wife asked me about where to put a dish when unloading the dishwasher... I looked at her and said ""As a French whore would say 'Put it anywhere it fits.'"
"Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove."
"*Air horn sound* *Second airhorn sound* Me: ""Well this clearly isn't deodorant."""
"What they say: ""Hey, have you lost weight?"" What they mean: ""Hey, I remember you being a lot fatter. What gives?"""
"If you fail to take over a government... You've really screwed the [putsch.](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/putsch?s=ts)"
"[Mom]: My son's voice is changing [Dr.]: Thats normal at his age [Mom]: This is normal? *fax machine noises are coming from the kid's mouth*"
"I'm biased: I have four buttocks."
"A father walks in on his son... A father walks in on his son masturbating. The father says, ""Son, If you keep masturbating you'll go blind!"" The son replies, ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"Why was Hitler late to his meeting? He did nazi how late it was!"