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Joke of the Day

"A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -"

"My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft. He's just called S now."

"The average guy's response when asked if he does anal. Yeah, I'm in to that shit."

"it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head."

"How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs? None, ""she fell""."

"You know what gives me the shits? The digestive system"

"Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now... BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!"

"I'm bringing sexy backward."

"Hope they send us home early; I'm not sure how much longer I can pretend to work today."

"I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects."