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Joke of the Day
"You know what gives me the shits? The digestive system"
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"If you want to relate to how old people probably feel just imagine that a bowl of soup cost $40 and everybody else acted like that was fine."
"How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick would taste like blood"
"I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy."
"How not to be funny. /r/funny"
"You know that you're not a child anymore when... you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch."
"I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, ""Give me two boys and a girl."""
"Why was the ghost uneducated? He was too ghoul for school"
"I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their c**ktails while they're trying to catch her."
"I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs."