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Joke of the Day
"Guess which Wraith is a homosexual It's the flaming one"
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"Two atoms walk into a bar. The first one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron!"" The second one goes ""Are you sure?"" To which the first one replies ""I'm positive."""
"Why do British people never sound British when they sing?"
"*reads sign* No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! *takes off pants*"
"<-- Spends a good 10 minutes removing the stuffed animals from my bed before we get down to business. But Rupert stays, he likes to watch."
"What happens when Captain America drinks water? He becomes hydrated."
"Why couldn't the children see their father after his sex change? Because he was trans-parent"
"""Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."" ""Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"""
"How does a boat captain determine his profit? By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)"
"if you meet a woman under the age of 75 named ""Maude"" or ""Agatha"" it's a good bet to check nearby for a time machine"