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Joke of the Day

"if you meet a woman under the age of 75 named ""Maude"" or ""Agatha"" it's a good bet to check nearby for a time machine"

"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"

"""Guess what!"" ""What?"" ""I went clubbing and did the Bus Driver last night!"" ""Oh I love that dance move!"" ""It's a dance move?"""

"My girlfriend keeps telling all her friends I'm racist.. typical lying Mexican."

"what do you call a play about victorian era menstruation? A period piece!"

"Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?"

"Micky Mouse is in divorce court The judge says, ""So you, uh, want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" And Mickey says, ""Um, no, I think what you heard me say is that she's fucking Goofy!"""

"Man walks into a bakery Says to the baker ""I'd like to buy a wasp please."" The baker says ""Sir, we don't sell wasps."" The man replies ""Well there's one in your shop window!"""

"Did you hear the one about the man who ate his baby's feet? He also found out his wife was pregnant."

"I really want to make a period joke. But it's just not that time of the month for me"