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Joke of the Day

"I had a friend who used to draw on her eyebrows. One day, she accidentally drew them to high. When I told her, she looked surprised."

"Fun fact: the person who said ""If you love something let it go"" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats."

"The ghost of a dog with no tail walks into a bar after closing time.. Barman: Sorry, we don't retail spirits after hours."

"Guys Trip to Vegas My wife asked me after our guys trip to Vegas if I had thought of her while I was there. Apparently, ""only to keep from coming too soon"" was not a very good answer."

"Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck? Because it's a turd!"

"I eat my hot dogs cold No bun intended"

"[gym] Trainer: You here to get cut? Me: Uhh no, I'm already circumcised and if that's covered under my membership, I want a reduced bill"

"What's a sucker's favorite drink? Punch"

"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success."

"Man outside walmart is asking for donations for the drug and alcohol outreach program You mean there's people who don't have access to them?"