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Joke of the Day

"My mom recently bought a Jesus shaped flashlight When I asked her why she said: So whenever someone says ""I can't see"" I can be like ""here, let Jesus light the path"""

"What is the rapper's favorite bread? 2 Grainz"

"What do you call a robot dressed in drag? A transition metal."

"When ever I make Eggs Benedict, I always serve it on a hubcap. Cause there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"On my birthday, my family tried to surprise me with a car But they missed."

"When Balls Disappear What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear? Answer: You Blink Your Eyes."

"What do you call a Jewish wookie? Jewie get it? Chewie? from star wars?"

"Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret."

"*first day as almond milk factory worker* where the tiddies at"

"How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown? Eh... It's tso-tso."