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Joke of the Day
"Did you here about the priest? He broke his organ on a hymn"
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"Give me a minute, I can make this about me."
"Condoleeza Rice's less successful sister is Apartmentleeza Rice."
"[running amok in flames] WHY ARE INFLAMMABLE THINGS FLAMMABLE!?"
"A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath ""Mom"" he asked, ""are these my brains?"" ""Not yet, son""."
"Everybody's talking about the super obnoxious drunk guy at the bar last night. I was at that same bar and I didn't even notice him. Weird."
"I think it's weird that characters in comic strips always recite the alphabet to fall asleep... ...But it's even weirder that they always time it exactly fucking perfect."
"Right off the bat Cinderella knows she's marrying a prince with a serious foot fetish."
"My new thesaurus just came in Not only is it terrible but it's also terrible"
"Chinese Food: $16.72 Gas to Get to Restaurant: $1.94 Getting Home and Realizing They Forgot One of Your Food Containers: Riceless"