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Joke of the Day
"Did you here about the priest? He broke his organ on a hymn"
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"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? SUPPLIES!"
"A white man, an arab and an asian walk naked into a bar... ...the bartender yells ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"a window joke What happens when the man shakes? The windows milk shake!"
"What do you call a child molesting know-it-all? A wikipediaphile"
"*talking into the phone, loudly enough that I know those ladies can hear me* WHATS THAT? MY SPACESHIP IS READY? GREAT, THANKS BARACK. OBAMA."
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country"
"On a long road trip.. When deciding whether to stop at a rest area, I always say, ""Speak now or forever hold your pee""."
"I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it. It was the paper jamming."
"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"