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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to eat a thanksgiving vegetable? Pick her up out of the wheelchair"

"What's a four letter word for intercourse ending with K? Talk"

"Apparently UFC is not Ultimate Fried Chicken and now I'm even hungrier watching huge greased up men touch each other inappropriately."

"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."

"If you're having a bad day , just remember ... All of you are funnier than Dane Cook ."

"Can't call it a real relationship if you feel single."

"I haven't heard from DAEMON MAILER in years. I really hope he's okay..."

"Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open."

"A friend told me that all apples were yellow... I was like, ""that's bananas"""

"I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it."