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Joke of the Day

"Can't call it a real relationship if you feel single."

"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me"

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis, tiny little knotziz"

"What's a frog's favorite place on the internet. ""Reddit."""

"I didn't know what I was missing until I dated a vampire. They always beg you to let them swallow."

"What type of food do firefly's love to eat? Light food."

"A polar bear walks into a bar Sez, ""l'll take a gin .... [ ] .... ..... and tonic."" Bartender sez, ""Why the big pause""?"

"What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"

"I have eaten so much of the white bean and kale soup we made this weekend that the EPA just imposed sanctions on my butt"

"I wish I could play little league again. I'd be so much better now."