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Joke of the Day
"Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open."
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"If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?"
"Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it? It cinq!"
"why did double and triple dog dares go of out style. it's win-win. you either see your friends do stupid things or you win two to three dogs"
"Call out to CAN_ZIGZAG: what do they call it when a mechanic frees up a stuck gearshift? Manumission"
"I had sex with somebody and caught their cold. I have snyphilis."
"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"
"Every time ""Cops"" comes on I'm like ""PLEASE don't show my episode."""
"When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors: I tell them, ""you'll come around eventually!"""
"Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I'm driving."