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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."
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"When life hands you alligators, make gator aid."
"*In church 9: [Whispers] Why do we have to keep sitting & standing and sitting & standing... Me: [Whispers] So we don't fall asleep 9: oh"
"I know a great knock knock joke Go ahead, you start."
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"April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware. Cheers!"
"A Short History Lesson The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity"
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"Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. Punchline ends."
"I've spent today analysing some statistics about how drunk people walk. They're just staggering."