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Joke of the Day

"Why are there so many Female Archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."

"Knock knock... Who's there? *sigh* Mormons..."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None......he ""fell"""

"I shot a turkey for the first time today... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."

"You can't live on Cheetos and Oreos alone. But God knows I've tried."

"I had a dream where I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. Where the hell is my pillow?"

"Laughing Hands I never knew hands could laugh cause mine are cracking up."

"What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? One's a fruit, you idiot."

"A guy calls 911 and says someone dropped a box on his head Dispatcher: ""Is it empty?"" Guy: ""Yes it is"" Dispatcher: ""How about the box?"" (my dad told me this yesterday)"

"I have a few chemistry jokes I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction."