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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? One's a fruit, you idiot."

"Women are just like wine In my cave."

"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."

"What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon? The Bear Glare."

"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1"

"How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout? You triangulate their position!"

"It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs.. Wooden tit?"

"My mother told me I was so good at arguing that I should be a lawyer. I said bullshit!"

"What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!"

"Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested? It was a PDF file."