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Joke of the Day
"You can't live on Cheetos and Oreos alone. But God knows I've tried."
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"Short joke about the computer-era generation A mother asks her son: ""What do you write at the end of a sentence"" ""Mmmmh.... a .com?"""
"My doctor told me I have ADHD ... He said, ADHD is a condition that can affect children and adults that is characterized by problems ... blah, blah, blah, blah .. I did not listen to the rest."
"What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital? ... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones."
"If old people are so wise... How come they always die before everyone else?"
"When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat."
"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"
"Does the obama phone ring? or does it tell the person calling that they can just assume yes to whatever they were calling about?"
"Purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka Not as effective as NyQuil"
"I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food."