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Joke of the Day
"You can't live on Cheetos and Oreos alone. But God knows I've tried."
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"Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you."
"Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in."
"How many dogs does it take to change a tampon? 26"
"My son said he didn't think Seinfeld was funny Turns out he's not the Wiz"
"What did one bunny say to the other bunny? ""There's a sale on at the carrot store!"""
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he's very well off and he can afford the finest ingredients."
"My coworker said my clothes looked gay. I responded with ""Well they did come out of the closet today."""
"I just heard a dried up grape won the lottery, got a supermodel girlfriend and won a brand new car. I guess everything happens for a raisin."
"My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor."