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Joke of the Day

"A man tries to punch a wood chipper He is unarmed."

"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different"

"To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce"

"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car... Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!"

"Q: Why don't blind people skydive more often? A: It scares the hell out of their dogs."

"Did you hear about the guy who ate so many creole sausages that he had a fatal heart attack? They were his andouille-ing. [I'll see myself out...]"

"No sin mi supervision Jaimito Mama mama! Puedo usar el coche? -No sin mi supervision Jaimito! -Ui perdon por no tener superpoderes como tu!! jajaja"

"Write the biggest mistake that you've ever made in childhood. I was believing that all people are black or white until the age of 14."

"What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? One's a fruit, you idiot."