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Joke of the Day

"Write the biggest mistake that you've ever made in childhood. I was believing that all people are black or white until the age of 14."

"Lower your expectations and I will totally amaze you."

"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."

"Next time someone asks me a question I'm going to pull a Google & tell them my response time: ""I'd like the salad. (2.5 seconds!)"""

"So I was on r/news the other day... [removed]"

"pplease remember to turn your location on so the buffoons on this web site can have an easier time finding you, for whatever horrible reason"

"Another tasteless joke about Alzheimer's? Forget it."

"What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people? Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome."

"*At funeral* ""Your Mom is so fat"" I said eulogy, not roast. ""oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."""

"Say what you will about old people but I respect that they never talked about their feelings"