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Joke of the Day

"No sin mi supervision Jaimito Mama mama! Puedo usar el coche? -No sin mi supervision Jaimito! -Ui perdon por no tener superpoderes como tu!! jajaja"

"s/o to bees for producing food that we can eat. no other bug is generous like that LOVE YOU BEES"

"Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"

"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"

"College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."

"How do you guys tweet from the toilet? I poop with both hands."

"I think I lost an electron I'm feeling pretty positive though"

"Obama has been endorsed by Warren Buffett, Colin Powell, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates. Romney has been endorsed by Lindsay Lohan."

"Thank you to the brave tree who sacrificed its life so that I could have this giant receipt from CVS for purchasing a pack of Dentyne Ice."

"How much does a dead battery cost? It's free of charge"