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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts."

"Did you hear what the ridiculous fraction ordered for lunch? I don't know either but I heard she tried to halve split-pea soup and pay with a quarter."

"Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweatereveryone thought she was Planet Earth"

"A rabbi and a priest are walking down the street. They see a young boy bending over and the priest says ""let's screw him!"" And the rabbi says ""outta what?"""

"What do you call an arabian cop? Sher-if"

"Why are assholes always more successful than you? Because they make shit happen."

"I was going to post that I'm in Nebraska but Foursquare didn't have the location ""Someone shoot me in the face"" listed."

"Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street? To get the Yolk Rite."

"What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart"

"A nice pick-up line I made up Hey are you from Brazil? Because I'm trying to score with you seven times."