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Joke of the Day

"A rabbi and a priest are walking down the street. They see a young boy bending over and the priest says ""let's screw him!"" And the rabbi says ""outta what?"""

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"What's a zergling's favourite newspaper? The Guardian."
"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."
"I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website They can't even put THREE W's together!"
"Her: I'm just a vintage soul Me: and a vintage face.. That's how the fight started"
"Beauty is only skin deep ... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"
"You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?"
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"A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort,, it is equal to one night.. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers."