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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a seabird who's easily taken in? Gullible."
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"Remember when I pissed off Apollo? Those were dark times."
"What do call a whore in Alaska? An eskihoe"
"If you can't enjoy sex when I sing Ladysmith Black Mambazo, we either need to hire 9 black men or have the racism talk."
"Man A: Would you suck my cock if I cleaned it? Man B: No.. Man A: You dirty cocksucker!!!"
"Flight attendant:""Would you like the chicken or the pasta?"" Me:""What would you suggest?"" Flight Attendant:""Eat before you get on the plane."""
"I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids. So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee."
"*wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*"
"One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*."
"Did you hear about the guy who got a boner during a wine tasting? It turned out it was only a semillon"