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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a seabird who's easily taken in? Gullible."
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"Just put my phone on airline mode. That's when it delays your texts for no reason & acts like it's doing you a favor when it does send them."
"When I said I got a little action last night, I was referring to bed bugs."
"My anti bacterial hand wash promises to kill germs & moisturise at the same time. Such violence & nurturing from the one product."
"What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room? A full set of teeth."
"If two feminists get drunk and hook up, were they both raped?"
"Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other's shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups."
"Catholic Priests are taking one for the team... They're touching children, for Christ's sake..."
"A man with his hands in his pants is not crazy... ...he's just feeling nuts!"
"Ladies... If you want guys at the bar to leave you alone don't tell them you have a boyfriend cause men don't care about that. Tell them you have a p*nis."