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Joke of the Day
"Remember when I pissed off Apollo? Those were dark times."
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"Grampa: Back in my day, we slept on broken glass, you dunno how lucky you are. Me: Grampa, please. We have Twitter, at least you GOT sleep."
"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4... one to drop it and three to PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UUUUUUUP!!!"
"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"
"I just got a haircut, but I'm not sure I like it. When I stood up from the barber's chair, I felt extremely lightheaded."
"My friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water... I told him if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat."
"You don't know... ...until you find out!"
"What do you call a musician's erection? A tromboner."
"How do mute people tell each others secrets? They put on mittens."
"I like my wine like I like my women Stored in a dark basement till they're 5 years old"