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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who got a boner during a wine tasting? It turned out it was only a semillon"

"My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"Police officers are really sore losers when you race them"

"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here for karma I still do, but I used to as well"

"Charlie Manson has served his time, it's time to release him back into society. Somewhere near Justin Bieber."

"My wife accused me of ruining her birthday yesterday. ""Bullshit!"" I said. ""I didn't even know it was your birthday."""

"Not in a hurry - Alcoholism Is A Slow Death! - And we are not in a hurry!"

"What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It's never ending."

"I was chasing a girl with a dildo through the park. I would have left her alone, if she'd just given me back my dildo."

"Lets write a joke I'll give you of two the punch lines, you give me the setup: Punch line #1: That's the line time I'll go to that bar. Punch line #2: Liquor, I don't even like her."