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Joke of the Day

"What do call a whore in Alaska? An eskihoe"

"The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA"

"If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! ... I'll show my way out"

"I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay."

"Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling? He had an Inconvenient Tooth."

"What is the most common use for pig skins? To keep the pig in one piece."

"My 17yo pretends he doesn't understand how the washer works when I ask him to do the laundry Congrats, you're finally a man"

"How did the muslim get cancer? By smoking a lot of fags."

"My therapist said that I needed to find healthier ways of expressing my anger. So I decided to jog home after setting fire to my ex's car."