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Joke of the Day
"What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns."
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"Hello sir, I'm from your internet provider. You recently said that ""homosexuality is wrong"", so we've blocked you from seeing lesbian porn."
"Ferguson, MO In the after hours bars where the cops in Ferguson hang out, the most popular tipple is a 'Jim Crow': that's a shot of Jim Beam, and a shot of Old Crow - served separate, but equal."
"I just recently became a vegetarian. I quit meat cold tofu."
"A clock asked another clock out... He was timezoned"
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike... My dad was holding me from behind"
"Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid? To get to the other side."
"Would you like something from my Easter basket? ""Sure!"" ""Here. Have some plastic grass."""
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin-off."
"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"