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Joke of the Day
"How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton? They both tried to run a country and died before finishing."
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"After taking a bunch of 7-year-olds on a field trip to the Natural History Museum, I realized their favorite exhibit was ""Elevator Buttons."""
"A termite walks into a bar... and says ""Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"""
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"My math teacher asked ""should we trust a radical?"" I said no, they ain't safe around planes."