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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fast country? I ran. Which one is faster? Rush sia. How about d fastest? E jeep. No? K"

"The bible says you can't buy your way into heaven but there isn't a church in the country that won't encourage you to try."

"Greeks are not impressed with an international bailout scheme Declaring it to be a Mickey Moussaka plan."

"Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul? He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change."

"My favorite joke from tonight's debate ""you have 2 minutes"""

"What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer? Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!"

"Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo? Because 0 1 2"

"Why would it be bad to be a black Jew? .....you would have stand in the back of the furnace! (Just jokes guys no hate here )"

"Knock knock Who's there? Little boy blue Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson"

"Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event."