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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fast country? I ran. Which one is faster? Rush sia. How about d fastest? E jeep. No? K"

"What would be a terrible name for a new beer? Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer? A: ""Mondays""...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays..."

"MAY' contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME"

"What do you call a basin full of denim? A gene pool!"

"What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine? AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!"

"Someone stole my mood ring... I don't know how I feel about that."

"What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed"

"For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all."

"Why did the short guy lose the basketball game? Because he four feet."

"Armless Alice Q. Why did Alice fall off the swing? A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock? *who's there?* A. Not Alice..."