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Joke of the Day
"What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say? His and Hearse."
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"FRIEND: Don is flying in tomorrow ME: My cousin Don or Amazing Hearing Don? [I get a text] Amazing Hearing Don"
"How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what you want it to change into..."
"Before sprinting towards the elevator, ask yourself, ""Am I hot enough to make them hold the door?"""
"I take comfort in the fact that my neighbour will probably die before me. I'll be at his funeral, leafblowing through the entire ceremony."
"What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom? ""Sorry, I http"""
"Why did the dog go into the church? The doors were open."
"What do you say to pick up Adele at a bar You had me at *hello*"
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"I'm not normally a name-dropper but Tiger Woods asked me to start his car in the dream I just had."