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Joke of the Day

"studies show.... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"Why did the Tour de France get raided? The police heard it was full of pedal-philes."

"I feel like a million bucks today.. Seriously, how do I get rid of this erection? I'm getting worried."

"How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light-bulb? As many as will fit."

"What's a pirates favourite video game genre? Arr-PG's"

"What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common? No touching!"

"Reddit, help me finish this joke ""My baby so fine, she ______"""

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her."

"The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?"""

"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"