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Joke of the Day

"They say if you love something you should set it free... So I left my exwife in the middle of the woods...."

"Women say it's unfair that men get more attractive as we get older. It's usually because we hit bottom really hard and bounce back up."

"I don't get why Robert and Cersei never seemed to get along... They didn't even have a legitimate issue."

"[Black Joke] what's the difference between a Black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"

"I T H I N K W E S H O U L D R U I N P E O P L E S T I M E L I N E B Y T W E E T I N G L I K E T H I S A L L D A Y . . . . ."

"Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever."

"How does Donald Trump start his favorite joke? Two Corinthians walk into a bar..."

"I've been in Wisconsin for ten pounds. That means one week for those of you who have never visited Wisconsin."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? Nsfw You can't marmalade your cock up someones ass."

"How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb? None Enough light comes in through the glass ceiling"