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Joke of the Day

"I T H I N K W E S H O U L D R U I N P E O P L E S T I M E L I N E B Y T W E E T I N G L I K E T H I S A L L D A Y . . . . ."

"A bird gets hit and killed by a baseball The umpire and coroner agreed to call it foul play."

"When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.?"

"'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"Two guys walk into a bar.... The third guy ducks. Lol"

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar"

"You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout ""police emergency"" and run away"

"I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses."

"Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries"

"SEX RESULTS Sex shouldn't result in pregnancy. If we were perfect beings, sex would have two functions: for pleasure and to complicate friendships."